So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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