I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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