i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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