I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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