you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
this is an emotional support booty call
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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