butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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