Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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