But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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