I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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