My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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