I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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