let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Don't tell me you're on acid again
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize
