Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so let's talk penis.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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