Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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