i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
