He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I think I just sharted jello shots
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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