I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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