We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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