Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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