it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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