Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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