I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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