normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
soo... how was my night?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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