What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
She announced her abortion via fbk
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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