"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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