I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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