If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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