his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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