My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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