come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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