And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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