i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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