i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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