singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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