Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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