whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Randomize
