he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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