Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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