quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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