I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
i need some magic done to my vagina
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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