Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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