So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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