next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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