Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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