Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Alive.
So much puke
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
