Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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