I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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