You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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