I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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