so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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