so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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