I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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